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« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2010, 10:25:18 AM »

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« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2010, 12:13:55 PM »

163.  Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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164.  A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, **** the pills, have you seen the alien dragons in the kitchen?!

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165.  Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!

[the similar one to this you're trying to remember is ...
165.1.  A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'

He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.' ]

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166.  An elderly couple is attending Mass.

About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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167.  'Good morning, this is Pakistan Sports News ......................................

Here are tomorrow's cricket results.'
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« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2010, 12:30:39 PM »

168.  There's something I need to tell you all but it's really hard to say.............................











































Ken Dodd's Dad's dogs dead.
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